Summer on the Hudson @ West Harlem Piers Park: Play Dates! with Ben Nemzer

 

Date: May 14, 2011

Come have a family play date with your children and their friends at this outdoor kiddie party featuring a children’s performer, arts and crafts, and neighborhood fun! Magician Ben Nemzer will perform.

By the age of eleven, Ben was being hired to entertain at local parties. His magic was featured on national television before he even finished middle school. He soon joined his local Society of American Magicians as their youngest member, and took first place in the club’s annual magic competition, before he was even old enough to drive.
Ben attended Tannen’s Magic Conservatory, in New York for five consecutive years (where he is now a teacher, one week a year) and continues to appear internationally at seminars as an attendee, competitor and guest. These experiences allowed him to collaborate with others who share his passion for delighting audiences and coaching from the best magicians in the world. He now co-produces and performs in New York’s hottest magic & variety show, called Manhattan Magic.

Start time: 1:00 pm

End time: 4:00 pm

Contact phone: 311

Location: West Harlem Piers Park

Summer on the Hudson @ West Harlem Piers Park: Play Dates! with Ben Nemzer
Wed, 11 May 2011 04:00:07 GMT

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